1:10:00
I wake up. I don't know.
ten minutes. Fifteen...
1:10:03
I wasn't countin' time.
1:10:07
And they had me on a gurney...
1:10:10
with cameramen and everybody
in my fuckin' face...
1:10:12
flashing pictures
for y'all to see on the news.
1:10:16
Then they put me in a...
in a paddy wagon...
1:10:21
slash-ambulance.
1:10:25
They want to show
that they cared...
1:10:28
but I'm lunchin'. So they're gonna
take me to jail or some shit.
1:10:31
So they're ready to take me to jail.
but I'm in there talking shit...
1:10:35
singing on the bed. Or the gurney.
laying there singing shit.
1:10:38
That just didn't sound right..."We're
gonna have to take you to the precinct."
1:10:42
And I'm lunchin' and shit.
and I say...
1:10:45
"Monkeys like to play volleyball."
1:10:50
I'm laying there...
1:10:51
"Pit bulls like to wear Jordans."
1:10:55
That's when they realized
I was sicker than they thought.
1:10:58
They said. "He's got something
in his system that got him sick-witted.
1:11:02
Fuck taking him to jail.
Let's take him to the hospital."
1:11:05
Them motherfuckers
rushed me to the hospital...
1:11:07
put me in a padded room
with just a big-ass mirror...
1:11:10
where you could kind of see through...
You knew they was on the other side.
1:11:14
And I didn't help. 'cause I'm
still in there lunchin' and shit.
1:11:18
Working on moves and shit.
1:11:21
Two to the right.
1:11:22
One to the left.
1:11:24
Think about it.
1:11:27
Lunchin'.
1:11:28
Fuckin' lunchin'.
1:11:32
Then a doctor came in. Y'all.
1:11:35
He was a fan of the show. And he really
wanted to see me get out of there.
1:11:39
He said. "Listen. Son. I'm a doctor.
I'm not here to hurt you."
1:11:43
I'm moving. Can't stay still.
and he's a little nervous.
1:11:46
He said. "I don't know what happened.
but you almost got yourself killed.
1:11:51
You were carrying a firearm.
and I don't know what you were thinking.
1:11:54
But listen. We ran tests.
We checked your blood. Son.
1:11:58
And we can't find
anything in your blood."