1:25:00
I woke up. Everybody was happy
to see me..."We love you! We love you!"
1:25:04
"Ain't nothin' wrong
with my hearing."
1:25:07
I had a tube in my mouth.
I had a catheter in my dick.
1:25:11
I thought my dick had grew.
1:25:15
Shit.
It was a damn catheter.
1:25:17
I didn't know how they
got that catheter in there.
1:25:19
They couldn't have got that shit in there
if I was woke. I'll tell you that.
1:25:23
So I had to learn
to talk again.
1:25:26
I had to learn to walk again.
1:25:28
I had to learn to do all these things
we generally take for granted.
1:25:32
It come not so easy.
I had to learn to do that shit again.
1:25:35
My show was running on the air.
I got movies out...
1:25:38
but I can't go to premieres and shit
because I can't walk.
1:25:41
Can't do all this shit.
1:25:43
So I said. "Fuck it.
I gotta work hard to get better."
1:25:47
So they put me in a room
and gave me a bell.
1:25:50
They said. "If you need help. Hit this
bell and we'll come in and help you.
1:25:54
The nurse will come help you."
1:25:57
This catheter was attached
to a tank that had...
1:26:00
It's where your piss goes.
1:26:03
One day I tried to get up
and forgot I couldn't walk...
1:26:06
and the whole piss tank fell.
1:26:08
I ring the bell.
1:26:12
"I dropped my piss!"
1:26:18
So the nurse came in.
and the nurse was fine.
1:26:21
She was so fine.
you'd go. "Goddamn!"
1:26:25
She cleaned up the piss.
1:26:27
This fine. Professional woman
started cleaning up the piss.
1:26:30
She talked to me and said. "Don't be
embarrassed. This is gonna happen.
1:26:34
But if you think you have to go to
the bathroom or want to try to get up...
1:26:39
ring your bell and I'll help you.
1:26:41
But don't try to get up.
all right?"
1:26:43
I said. "Thank you."
1:26:45
But I forgot.
1:26:47
Tried it. Piss everywhere.
1:26:49
"I dropped my piss."
1:26:53
"Mr. Lawrence. Don't try to get up.
Just ring your bell.
1:26:56
That's what I'm here for."
1:26:58
Then one day I was looking at
something on TV. And I laughed.