:09:00
I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater.
I decide what happens.
:09:03
You decide?
Okay, come here. Come here.
:09:06
Larry? That's my man, Jeff.
:09:11
- Larry just made a decision.
- Larry need to take his ass in there.
:09:22
Don't make me do this, Jeff!
:09:50
Eighty-first Street.
:09:55
Just a second.
:09:58
May I have your attention, please?
:10:01
We thank you
for participating in our drill.
:10:04
Had this been an emergency,
you'd have been eaten.
:10:07
Because you don't listen.
You're ignorant.
:10:09
How a man gonna bash through...?
That's the problem with New Yorkers.
:10:14
"We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm!
Save us, Mr. Black Man!"
:10:17
I ask you nice, "Move to the next car."
You just sit there like...
:10:23
Thank you for participating.
:10:25
Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller,
energy-efficient subway cars.
:10:29
Watch your step.
You will have a nice evening.
:10:36
I need a cleanup crew
at 81st and Central Park West.
:10:39
Revoke Jeff's movement privileges.
:10:42
Have him escorted
to the Chambers Street station.
:10:45
And please check the expiration date
on the unipod worm tranquillizers.
:10:53
Sorry, fellas. Station closed.
:10:56
- Emergency drill. For your safety.
- Do you believe these putzes?