:54:05
Newton? Newton, is that you?
:54:07
Yes, Mom, I'm up here
with some friends.
:54:10
I wanna have your baby.
:54:12
Would you like some mini-pizza?
:54:15
You guys want some mini-pizzas?
They're good.
:54:18
They're like mini-bagels,
with pizza stuff on them.
:54:21
She'll put a little fontina cheese on.
:54:24
She has palsy, so she ends
up putting a lot of cheese on.
:54:32
No, thanks, we're cool.
:54:34
All right.
:54:37
Over here.
:54:43
This is it.
:54:45
Finally some hard evidence.
:54:47
Gentlemen, before I play the tape,
one question:
:54:51
What's up with anal probing?
:54:53
Aliens travel billions of light
years just to check out our...
:54:57
Boy, move.
:54:59
Okay. Just a question.
:55:03
Here is one of their stories
that "never happened"...
:55:07
...from one of their files
that doesn't exist.
:55:12
1978. Devastating war of Zartha
had raged on for 50 years.
:55:17
Looks like Spielberg's work.
:55:18
But the Zarthans had a great treasure,
the Light of Zartha.
:55:22
A source of power so awesome,
it alone...
:55:26
...could mean victory and restoration
for the Zarthans...
:55:29
...or complete annihilation, if it
fell into the hands of the Kylothians.
:55:34
A group of Zarthans made the journey,
led by the Keeper of the Light...
:55:38
Lauranna.
:55:40
...Princess Lauranna.
:55:42
Lauranna beseeched the Men in Black
to help her hide the Light on Earth.
:55:47
But they could not intervene.
:55:49
No.
:55:51
It was night.
:55:54
And it was raining.
:55:56
You've been very wise.
:55:58
Kay, please. If Serleena takes
the Light, it's the end of our world.