Mr. Deeds
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:13:01
Do you people want to be tabloid journalists?
Because I don't think so.

:13:05
You've got to be ruthless. When I started out...
:13:08
...I slept in Tom and Roseanne's dumpster
for two days...

:13:11
-...disguised as a giant carton of ice cream.
-I got it!

:13:14
My source at Blake says
the company helicopter...

:13:17
...took off from there this afternoon
with two male passengers aboard...

:13:20
-...headed for Mandrake Falls.
-Where?

:13:22
Some little hick-ass town in New Hampshire.
:13:24
But now they're on their way back
with three male passengers.

:13:29
-That's one more!
-Duh!

:13:32
That third guy's our heir. Nice work, Marty.
:13:34
They were supposed to arrive
at Blake Media at 5:00.

:13:37
But they made an unscheduled stop
in Connecticut.

:13:40
I'm so happy I got the Big Bacon Classic.
:13:42
Thanks for stopping. This is unbelievable.
:13:44
-Happy to do it.
-How's that Frosty treating you, Cecil?

:13:48
You got some on your beard. I'm just kidding.
:13:51
I got him big time, man.
:13:53
I'm going on the air in two hours' time.
:13:56
And I want that guy's life story by then.
I'm talking to you, Jim.

:14:00
And I'm also talking to you, Babe. Babe?
:14:03
Where the helI's Babe?
:14:05
You missed another staff meeting. Mac's pissed.
:14:08
He won't be pissed when I crack this Blake story.
:14:11
-What do you got?
-Nothing. Do you have anything?

:14:14
I'll have a lot more in a few hours.
:14:16
You got to be a pal.
:14:18
I need this story.
I'm flat broke and Mac is going to fire me.

:14:21
How're you flat broke?
You make more money than anyone here.

:14:24
-What did you blow it on?
-Shoes.

:14:27
I'll tell you everything I know
over lunch tomorrow...

:14:29
...as long as your club promoter boyfriend...
:14:31
...doesn't try to run me over
with his motorcycle again.

:14:34
You're safe there.
Ken and I are kind of taking a break.

:14:37
Really? So he moved out?
:14:40
Babe, what are you staying here for?
I have a spare bedroom.

:14:44
We tried that once, remember?
:14:46
I woke up and you were standing
over my bed, breathing heavily.

:14:50
I was having an asthma attack.
I couldn't find my puffer.

:14:56
Easy, fellows.
The Biggie Fries are making a comeback.


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