Mr. Deeds
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:15:00
You guys football fans? The Pats
could take the conference this year.

:15:04
The Dolphins are overrated
and the Jets are choke artists.

:15:07
I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds.
:15:09
-Just Deeds. Why is that, though?
-You own the Jets, Deeds.

:15:12
I do?
:15:16
That sucks.
:15:18
I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs
or I'll have to kill myself.

:15:24
I'm still very worried about this.
:15:27
What do you got in that pipe, hashish?
You're paranoid.

:15:30
-This guy's perfect for us.
-What if he won't sell us his shares?

:15:34
lf I got Blake to trust me with his company...
:15:36
...I can get this moron to do the same.
Look at him.

:16:03
That's right, Anderson.
:16:19
Enough!
:16:21
Party pooper.
:16:27
Holy cow!
:16:29
What's up, New York?
:16:31
It's an honor to come
to the greatest city in the world!

:16:42
Congratulations, Deeds, you're now
the most eligible bachelor in New York.

:16:47
I don't want to meet a girl
just because I'm wicked rich.

:16:50
That's nice, but let's see
how you stick to your guns...

:16:52
...once you've paid a visit to one
of our many fine gentlemen's clubs.

:16:56
What?
:16:57
My father saved my mother.
:16:59
She was figure skating and fell through the ice.

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