Mr. Deeds
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...but Hallmark is one tough cookie to crack.
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-Hallmark?
-He writes greeting cards.

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-I try.
-You must share one with us.

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-I don't know about that, Mr. French.
-Who's Mr. French?

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-Doesn't he look like Mr. French?
-I've never heard of him.

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Come on.
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All right, I'll give you one.
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This is a Mother's Day card I've been working on.
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"Mom, you are the one
who brought me to planet Earth

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"You are the one who suffered
through my 14-hour birth

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"You are the one who made lemonade for me
after I'd come back from play

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"I love you, Mom,
so have a wicked nice Mother's Day"

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Something like that.
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-An instant classic!
-"Genius, genius, genius"

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Do you write your poems with a crayon?
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lt's amazing!
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I see why you brought me here.
To goof on me, huh?

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-Don't be silly, Deeds.
-Pipe down, George.

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I may seem funny to you,
but if you came to Mandrake Falls...

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...you might seem funny to us.
Only nobody would laugh at you...

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...and make you feel stupid,
that wouldn't be good manners.

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Maybe my poems aren't that great,
but I know some people who like them.

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Anyways, it's the best I can do.
We're going to get going.

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Sorry about that, Pam.
I hope I didn't embarrass you.

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And if it wasn't for Miss Dawson being here,
I'd knock your heads in.

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I don't mind.
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Okay.
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"No"
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I think I just shat myself.
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How would you like to see the sights now?
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I just need to powder my nose.
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That would be great. I'll get your coat.
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Hey, buddy, this will pay for everything
I damaged. Sorry about that.

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-Good to meet you guys.
-Thank you.

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God, that was good stuff.

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