:34:02
I want a raise, Mac.
:34:08
Hey, man! What's up?
:34:10
Holy cannoli, you're John McEnroe!
:34:12
I saw what you did to those guys
making fun of you. Nice work.
:34:15
You know what it's like to get riled up
don't you, Johnny Mac?
:34:18
-That I do.
-I'm Deeds, by the way.
:34:21
Deeds, nice to meet you.
You got to let me buy you a drink.
:34:25
Miss Dawson, this is John McEnroe.
:34:26
-Miss Dawson, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, too.
:34:30
I promised Miss Dawson I'd take her sightseeing.
:34:33
The sights are great.
I've seen the sights. I love the sights.
:34:36
Let me show you a New York
most people will never see.
:34:39
-That okay with you, Miss Dawson?
-Sounds like fun!
:34:43
Here's to a big night on the town.
:34:57
What happened?
:34:59
Here are some aspirins, Mr. Deeds.
They make your head seem smaller.
:35:07
-How did I get in these pajamas?
-I changed you.
:35:10
I was very gentle, sir.
:35:13
I think I drank all the alcohol in Manhattan
last night.
:35:17
And you nearly succeeded,
according to Miss Dawson.
:35:20
Miss Dawson! I don't even remember
taking her home. ls she okay?
:35:24
I took the liberty of sending her off
in the company limousine.
:35:27
She was a lady in distress and I helped her.
:35:31
Dreamt about her last night.
:35:33
Usually, when you get blackout drunk
you don't dream.
:35:37
So I read.
:35:42
What's up, Chuck?
:35:47
America's newest billionaire...
:35:51
-...stupid and drunk.
-What's this?
:35:53
It was quite a night for Longfellow Deeds.
:35:56
They'll know my name is Longfellow.
:35:59
After punching out some society types...