1:05:00
Byron?
1:05:02
That's terrific.
1:05:04
-Would you mind sitting for a second?
-Yes, sir.
1:05:08
Say something to me. Pretend you're her.
1:05:11
-Me, sir?
-Please.
1:05:14
Well...
1:05:16
...it's nice of you to have invited me
to dine with you this evening.
1:05:19
lt's my pleasure.
1:05:21
Actually, you're too tall. Can you slink down?
1:05:25
-Like this?
-That's good.
1:05:28
This is one of the best dates I've ever been on.
1:05:32
You make me feel very special.
1:05:35
You make me feel very special, too.
1:05:38
That's why I got this for you.
1:05:40
Okay, lean forward.
1:05:47
-I really like you a lot.
-I like you, too.
1:05:50
-I can't stop thinking about you.
-I can't stop thinking about you.
1:05:53
Please let me touch your feet.
1:05:56
Okay, this is getting weird.
You can stand up now.
1:06:02
-Deeds!
-Fellows!
1:06:04
We wanted to come and wish you
the best on your big night.
1:06:07
Thanks a lot. I'm so nervous.
I never asked anybody to marry me before.
1:06:11
lt's 7:30, time for Inside Access.
1:06:13
We're not in for any more
nasty surprises, are we?
1:06:16
I don't think so. I haven't done
anything stupid all day. I've been here.
1:06:20
Let's see what lame show they put on
when they don't have Deeds to pick on.
1:06:24
Excuse me!
1:06:26
-Could you put on Channel 8, please?
-You got it.
1:06:32
Welcome to lnside Access. I'm Mac McGrath.
1:06:35
All of us here at I. A. take pride
in our ability to handle...
1:06:39
...every story with sensitivity and empathy...
1:06:42
Okay, pal.
1:06:43
...while maintaining
an appropriate journalistic distance.
1:06:45
But what happens when a reporter
becomes part of what she's reporting?
1:06:50
What happens when a journalist
falls in love with an idiot?
1:06:55
That's Longfellow Deeds with Pam Dawson.
1:06:57
-I can't believe they involved her in this.
-A school nurse...