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ID and tickets!
:13:09
Can we work something out,
Lieutenant?
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Alcohol is forbidden
in public places.
:13:15
I'm reporting you to your superiors.
:13:18
I like the honest look
of men in uniform!
:13:21
- How'd you like 2 weeks in jail?
- Not at all.
:13:24
Did my husband send you?
:13:28
Leave them alone.
:13:31
It's OK, I'm going.
:13:55
Wake up. Come on,
up you get, darling.
:14:02
- Who are you?
- Don't you recognize me?
:14:06
I don't know you.
:14:07
Oh, come off it!
You're just like all the rest:
:14:10
A quickie, then so long!
:14:13
- A quick what?
- What?
:14:15
- I don't remember...
- You promised to marry me.
:14:19
Well, it's very simple:
I'm filing a complaint.
:14:23
You'll soon know what hit you!
:14:25
You forgot your promise,
but you won't forget me!
:14:29
I can promise you that!
:14:31
- Did it work?
- You bet!
:14:36
A ticket inspector wife
has many advantages:
:14:38
First of all,
she's almost always absent.
:14:41
The uniform is supplied.
:14:44
Oh, I nearly forgot:
when her husband dies,
:14:49
a ticket inspector can
:14:51
transport the body for free
anywhere in the USSR
:14:54
to have him buried.
:14:59
Are you pulling my leg?