:03:01
the excitement, the confusion,
the horniness.
:03:05
Sometimes I laughed so hard,
I thought I was going to puke and die.
:03:10
Other times, I cried.
:03:15
Are you okay?
:03:17
Its just so sad.
:03:21
I read your book
52 times that month...
:03:24
and I finally realized
what I wanted to do with my life.
:03:29
I want to be a writer.
:03:31
Ive been writing ever since.
Its all I ever do.
:03:35
All day and all night sometimes.
:03:38
It was hard to get going,
but, once I did, I couldnt stop.
:03:42
Im like a machine,
and nothing else matters.
:03:45
Im selling my board.
I dont have time.
:03:50
- I need to focus on my writing.
- What?
:03:53
My friends think
Ive lost my mind.
:03:56
Hes lost his mind.
:03:58
Lets get lit and go jump off
the roof of my house.
:04:00
Now youre talking.
:04:04
I need some feedback,
and theres no one here to help me.
:04:07
Got your story here. Wow.
:04:09
I have the sneaking suspicion
that my English teacher is illiterate.
:04:13
I noticed you used a lot of big words.
Nice. Good for you.
:04:17
It was a little long, so I didnt
read the whole thing.
:04:21
But who cares?
Cause I gave you an A.
:04:24
My brother, Lance, is perpetually
recovering from the night before.
:04:33
Im sorry.
I dont feel good.
:04:38
My girlfriend is the only one
whos actually read my work.
:04:41
But shes always so positive,
its hard to take her seriously.
:04:44
Its, like, the best story
Ive ever read.
:04:48
Really?
:04:49
Its funny and original.
:04:53
I mean...
:04:55
I think it could be a movie.