:10:00
Shaun doesnt surf anymore, stupid.
:10:02
I forgot. He doesnt surf or skate
or pick his butt.
:10:06
- Writer boy now.
- Whats up, Dr. Seuss? Cat in the Hat?
:10:10
Principal Harbert, as you may know...
:10:12
there was an oil spill last week
off the coast of Redondo.
:10:15
Todays paper just says hundreds
of seagulls have been affected.
:10:19
I propose a school-sponsored
fund-raiser...
:10:22
with all the proceeds going to
the seagull rehabilitation fund.
:10:25
As the community-service leader,
we would be morally remiss...
:10:29
if we did nothing
for these seagulls.
:10:31
Fine.
:10:33
One more. Last one.
:10:36
After this, well let all sick and
endangered animals die horrible deaths.
:10:41
Agreed?
:10:43
Now, people,
June is just around the corner.
:10:47
Lets talk graduation speakers.
Ideas?
:10:50
Toni Morrison.
:10:52
Shes in town that same weekend
for a book signing.
:10:55
Shes won the Nobel Prize.
:10:58
Interesting.
:11:00
Dana, didnt you say you have a cousin
whos friends with Britney Spears?
:11:04
Yeah. Best friends.
:11:10
Now when I say Romeo and Juliet,
who comes to mind?
:11:16
- Dana?
- Claire Danes.
:11:18
Thats right. Claire Danes.
Who else?
:11:20
- Leonardo DiCaprio.
- Right. Who else?
:11:26
You know, someone else
was involved in that movie...
:11:28
who, in some ways, is as famous
as Leonardo DiCaprio.
:11:32
And his names William Shakespeare...
:11:34
and some great movies
are based on his plays.
:11:38
Hamlet, West Side Story...
:11:42
Talented Mr. Ripley,
Waterworld...
:11:45
Gladiator, Chocolat.
:11:49
Mr. Burke, as you know, my boyfriend
drowned in a surfing accident.
:11:55
I dont think I can handle
Romeo and Juliet right now...
:11:58
emotionally.
:11:59
Tanya, Lonny died a year ago.