:28:01
Look. This is my last chance
to get into Stanford.
:28:05
I know, honey,
and its not a good day for me.
:28:09
- I have to go to college.
- Why?
:28:11
Because thats what you do
after high school.
:28:14
Please dont do this to me.
Please dont sabotage me.
:28:18
Every time I try to depend on you,
you start acting like a total lunatic.
:28:31
Mom?
:28:35
Mom?
:28:37
Im sorry.
:28:39
So now Im a bad mother.
:28:41
Youre not.
Please just put on some clothes.
:28:44
I sacrificed a lot for you.
I sacrificed Damian for you.
:28:49
Your tennis instructor.
:28:51
He was beautiful and Serbian!
:28:53
When your father left,
I almost married him.
:28:55
And if I had, wed be living in a condo,
clipping coupons and eating lunch meat.
:29:00
So I didnt.
:29:02
I married Bob for you.
:29:04
I had sex with Bob four times
for you.
:29:08
How can you say Im a bad mother?
:29:10
Im not saying that.
:29:13
- You know money cant buy happiness.
- Grow up. Yes, it can.
:29:16
You and Dad both have money,
and youre both miserable.
:29:19
Hes miserable?
Did he say that?
:29:23
Mom, this is the most decisive
day of my life...
:29:27
and all Im asking for is one hour--
one hour with no big scenes...
:29:31
and no nervous breakdowns
and no Meryl Streep impressions--
:29:34
just one hour where you act
like a normal, loving parent.
:29:37
Can you do this for me?
:29:44
Yes, I can.
:29:47
Thank you, Mom.
:29:49
But Ill need a glass of wine.
Theres chardonnay in the fridge.
:29:52
Okay. Ill be right back.
:29:54
Dont move.