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:08:06
Well, those dates seem to be fine.
:08:40
Mint Imperial?
:08:49
I know, I'm sorry.
:08:51
The meeting on the new toilets is
still going on. Where are we up to?

:08:55
We've covered nearly everything,
Councillor. Mrs Rhys Jones...

:08:57
...has been most helpful.
- Now, no fuss, no extravagance.

:09:00
Mother would've wanted it
kept very simple.

:09:03
May I say what an honour it is
for you to choose Plots...

:09:05
...at this saddest of times.
- Yes, yes. Can we get on with it?

:09:09
Of course.
:09:11
- Church or chapel?
- Church.

:09:13
Fiercely. Church was Mam.
:09:16
Your mother hasn't been
inside a Church for 25 years.

:09:18
Betty, the least you could do is
show a little respect for the dead.

:09:22
Had you been more attentive, mother
might still be alive, mightn't she?

:09:26
That's not fair, Hugh!
You can't blame me for her death!

:09:28
Look, I don't think
this is the proper occasion...

:09:34
Would you like an open coffin?
:09:40
It's a long-standing Plots tradition.
A true mark of respect.

:09:45
There is, of course, some slight
discoloration when someone...

:09:48
Chokes on Multi-Fibre All Bran.
:09:51
...suffocates,
but I believe we can remedy that.

:09:55
Open coffin?
:09:57
Well, she was very clear about
what she wanted to be buried in.


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