:14:00
Imagine talking to someone
on the phone at the very moment...
:14:03
...when God calls them.
- Must be like call waiting.
:14:07
- Only she never came back on.
- Had a close call with Bran Flakes...
:14:11
...the other day.
- Did you?
:14:12
- Oh, she did.
- It went all cloggy.
:14:15
A great lump got stuck
in me throat.
:14:19
I had to use the Heimlich
manoeuvre on her.
:14:22
She spat a wad
clear across the table.
:14:25
Hit the Reverend Price
right in the back of his head.
:14:27
They should do a show
on that, do you know?
:14:29
Close calls with
breakfast foods or something.
:14:32
Anyway, where
are you having the funeral?
:14:35
Boris Plots.
:14:38
Have you been to a funeral
at that new place, Featherbed's?
:14:41
- No, can't say I have.
- They're American, you know.
:14:44
- So I heard.
- Inherited the shop from his uncle...
:14:47
old Bryn Flowers.
:14:50
You can depend on Boris,
he'll do a lovely job.
:14:53
- Pity he never got married.
- Come on, Thelma...
:14:55
you wouldn't marry
a funeral director!
:14:57
Besides, he's so shy.
He's got no "get up and go"!
:15:02
Anyway, Betty,
would you like a coffin spray...
:15:05
or an arrangement on the side?
:15:09
Your wife then accuses you of having
an affair with your secretary...
:15:12
so she calls her up at work?
:15:16
- What did your secretary say?
- Councillor Rhys Jones office.
:15:19
- Meredith, is Hugh there?
- Oh, hello, Betty, how you doing?
:15:23
I'll see if he's available, shall I?
One second.
:15:34
It's your wife.
:15:36
I'll get back to you... Colin.
:15:39
Bye, Hugh.
:15:42
Betty. Did you take
the dress to Plots?
:15:44
Oh, no, not yet.
That's next on my list.
:15:47
Because I wouldn't want mother
to be without a dress.
:15:50
No, no, Hugh,
I'm at Thelma and Selma's.
:15:52
Now do we want a spray for the
coffin, or arrangements on the side?
:15:57
Hugh?
:15:59
Hugh, are you all right?