:08:00
- When?
- Last week when you sent me for bagels.
:08:06
Give them to me.
:08:07
Aren't you tired of constantly
having to buzz me in here?
:08:10
See how your brain works? How does
once a week turn into ''constantly''?
:08:13
Actually, last week was two times,
including, I believe, Friday...
:08:18
when you woke me out of a dead, pleasant
sleep and demanded the use of my body.
:08:22
- You could have said no.
- What? Are you kidding me?
:08:24
That was a call to action.
:08:26
I dressed in 30 seconds
like a volunteer fiireman.
:08:28
I was insane--
:08:30
You should stop talking and listen
to me. I got something to say to you.
:08:33
Oh, yeah?
:08:35
- Words are my stock-in-trade,Joyce.
- I know.
:08:38
You can't just
stop up the floodgate.
:08:41
- Put that down.
- What?
:08:44
- We need to stop this.
- Stop what?
:08:46
God, I love watching you
in the bathroom.
:08:49
You're like an athlete after the game,
scraping off the war paint.
:08:53
I meant, we need to stop
seeing each other.
:08:56
Oh, really?
:08:59
This whole thing was a bad idea.
:09:01
Generally, I have good judgment,
but this time, right out the window.
:09:05
This whole thing is a great idea.
Nobody knows about us.
:09:08
We all go out, I sit there and...
:09:10
you know, a few hours later...
:09:12
I know I'm going to be
the traveling salesman...
:09:14
and you're going to be
the lonely housewife.
:09:17
I need you to be an adult about this.
No scenes.
:09:22
Joyce, I am your boy.
I'm your thoroughbred.
:09:25
Adult. Understand?
:09:29
Forget about the keys, okay?
Just keep the keys with--
:09:41
Tonight is our last night,
so let's make it a good one.
:09:50
Good-bye sex is never good.
:09:52
Next week, we'll have
''get back together'' sex--