1:12:00
Look, Gordon is
a complete jerk.
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This much we agree on.
1:12:05
And believe me,
I didn't need
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his ex-wife
to tell me that.
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I'm in it
for the money.
1:12:09
Really?
1:12:11
Yeah.
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And I know how
this works.
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If you serve Gordon first
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then he's going
to New York
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and Sara gets half
of a whole lot of money.
1:12:18
But to serve him,
you have to find him.
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And you know where he is.
1:12:25
Look, there is no way
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that Gordon's marrying me
without a prenup
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so if I want to be
a really rich lady...
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and I do...
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I have got to wait
on him hand and foot
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for the next 20 years.
1:12:38
Thank you.
1:12:40
Thank you.
1:12:43
Or... I can serve him up
to you for, let's say...
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a million dollars?
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And I'll never have
to see him again.
1:12:52
Everybody wins.
1:12:53
Except for Gordo.
1:12:55
Exactly.
1:12:56
Just one snag, though.
1:12:57
None of the money is mine.
1:12:59
I'd have to talk
to Sara first.
1:13:01
So talk.
1:13:09
Hey.
1:13:11
Hey. Nice robe.
1:13:13
Thank you.
Where'd you get to?
1:13:15
You'll see.
1:13:16
Hmm?
1:13:19
What the hell is she doing here?
1:13:20
She paged me.
1:13:22
Why?
1:13:24
Look, before you get
all in a... tizzy
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hear her out, okay?
1:13:27
She's got a great plan.
1:13:29
Look, before we
1:13:30
get into all that
1:13:31
I just wanted to say, Sara
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I feel really badly
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about stealing your husband.
1:13:37
So badly, in fact, that there's
a guy I'd like you to meet.
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Sara Moore,
you are hereby served
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for divorce under the laws
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governing the great
State of Texas.
1:13:45
Joe! Do something.
1:13:47
Take another one for my buddy
1:13:48
Joe here,
just to bust his balls.
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Cheese.
1:13:51
Beautiful, beautiful.
1:13:53
Thank you. Mmm...
1:13:56
Classic honey trap.
1:13:58
Oldest trick in the book.
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You should read it sometime.