Sex Is Comedy
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:10:08
Look at those two idiots!
:10:10
That's not how you smooch!
:10:14
Cut!
:10:16
Watch out! The equipment!
:10:28
Crazy country:
rain and sunshine at once!

:10:30
That's the Atlantic coast!
:10:34
I said let's get it in the can fast!
:10:36
Get what in the can?
You saw that kiss?

:10:39
It's her!
She's turning her head away!

:10:43
Leo. this is serious:
:10:45
they're doing it
to dodge the sex scene!

:10:48
They won't do the love scenes.
:10:50
But without that, I've got nothing.
:10:57
Here's Mr Two-Faced!
:11:04
She can't go in the sea.
Her mother phoned me at 2AM.

:11:08
Her mother? She's 18?
:11:10
Doctor's orders:
only up to her knees!

:11:13
My script says she swims!
:11:15
If a doctor says she can't,
we've got an insurance claim.

:11:19
Want to make a claim?
No? Then I'll shoot.

:11:22
- And the skinny dip?
- Don't say "skinny dip"!

:11:25
That's not my language!
Or how I talk to actors!

:11:29
Up to there, you're OK.
:11:31
Right, a horrible shot!
:11:33
A girl in a swimsuit,
cut off there is awful!

:11:37
If she can't take the icy water,
it's my problem!

:11:40
It's up to her and me! Not you!
:11:42
It's not for the production manager!
:11:56
I'll make her swim!
:11:59
Whatever he and his cronies say:

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