Sex Is Comedy
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A bottle of champagne?
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Taittinger, OK?
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...But your kind of scenes
don't make things easier.

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You said it.
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That's the problem.
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An intimate scene...
:28:21
A "nude scene", as they say...
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I hate that expression!
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...always frightens them a lot more,
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even though, paradoxically,
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it's what made them
want to do the film!

:28:36
They can't admit it to themselves.
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Once they've got the part,
and have to do the scene.

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and admit they wanted to do it,
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and that they wanted
to be watched doing it,

:28:51
then the fear sets in.
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Then they try and blame you:
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"You revel in this kind of scene!"
You trapped them!

:29:02
Because they see the scene
as they'd direct it.

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As something dirty.
As if I didn't exist!

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Whereas I like purity.
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But the dunghill kind.
Or it's not purity, it's dumb.

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But where they have a point is,
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no one faults you
for a bad restaurant scene.

:29:26
you were in a lousy movie,
doesn't matter!

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But your ass,
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in a sex scene, is your ass!
:29:37
And they always
trigger the hostilities!

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Always...
:29:45
Let's hit the sack.
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You know, I think they have
to hate me to act well.

:29:54
Once they don't care if I love them,
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they can face my look,
my judgment,


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