:26:01
Got the bat at home
o-on the wall.
:26:06
You've got two minor-league
home-run records, don't ya?
:26:08
Five.
:26:11
Why weren't you in the pros
making stacks of cash
:26:13
and getting your toes licked
by beautiful women?
:26:16
'Cause he has another
record most people
don't know about.
:26:19
He has the minor-league
strikeout record.
:26:24
Hello, Lionel.
:26:26
Merrill's a class-A screw-up.
:26:28
He would just swing
that bat as hard as
he could every time.
:26:31
Didn't matter what
the coaches said,
:26:33
didn't matter who was on base.
:26:34
He would just whip that
bat through the air
as hard as he could.
:26:38
Looked like a lumberjack
chopping down a tree.
:26:41
Merrill here has
more strikeouts than
any two players.
:26:45
You really got
the strikeout record?
:26:54
Felt wrong not to swing.
:27:09
It's contaminated.
:27:11
Carl, there's something wrong
with our water.
:27:13
Your water's fine.
:27:16
Bo has this thing
about her drinking water.
:27:19
She had it her whole life.
:27:20
It's like a tick
people have, except
it's not a tick.
:27:24
Is that right?
:27:27
13!
:27:29
Don't give me
that so-so-soda
:27:31
That same old cola
:27:32
I wanna pop
:27:33
...Pop, pop
I wanna... Shasta
...I'll take it.
:27:36
Tracey: I cursed
37 times last week.
:27:39
I said the "F" word
a couple times, but
mostly... "shits"
:27:44
and..."bastards."
:27:49
Is "douche bag" a curse?
:27:51
I suppose that would
depend on its usage.
:27:54
How about, "John,
you're a douche bag
for kissing Barbara"?
:27:57
It's a curse.