:05:00
- My leg!
- I can't believe it!
:05:02
- Oh! You killed my tibia!
- Oh, my God.
:05:05
- What a travesty!
- Oh, Lord!
:05:08
Jesus, this looks bad.
:05:10
He's never gonna make it. He's supposed
to work in a kibbutz this summer.
:05:14
- Whatever, but I didn't do anything.
- Have mercy on my leg!
:05:17
Keep lyin, buddy. We got it on tape.
I might just call that number.
:05:20
- I'm calling my supervisor.
- Call a doctor while you're at it.
:05:23
- Hey, I was in Desert Storm, mister!
- God, it hurts!
:05:28
-Allofthis...
- You don't know anything about driving.
:05:31
- topassa test.
- He broke my tibia!
:05:33
He broke my tibia!
:05:36
It's one ofour favorit scams--
the worm in the apple.
:05:42
which they kept under lock and key.
:05:45
Now, if you had an extra blue book...
:05:47
you could pretty much
get away with anything.
:05:49
And now, after this morning,
we had our very own supply.
:05:54
Okay, people, this is the midterm.
:05:57
It is 30 percent of your grade.
:05:59
Now's the time to start panicking.
:06:01
For those ofyou who don't know me,
my name is Philip, I'm the head TA.
:06:05
If you don't know me,
that means you've never been to class.
:06:08
Study materials
need to go under our desk...
:06:11
as my minions pass out
the test booklets.
:06:13
Game time. Let me get some booklets.
We need three.
:06:16
That means our textbooks
go under-- Exactly!
:06:18
It's not open book.
:06:20
We leftjunior high a long time ago.
:06:25
Don'tmake eye contact.
:06:29
And our midterm...
:06:31
begins now.
:06:32
I gotta take a test.
I gotta take a test.
:06:39
Hi there.
:06:43
You're in my seat.
:06:45
- The seat was empty.
- I was getting test booklets.
:06:48
- Get out ofmy seat.
- We already have test booklets.
:06:50
Hi. Hello. Yeah.
See, the test booklets are out.
:06:53
So this conversation you're having
isn't taking place.
:06:58
- He's in my seat, though.
- Exactly.