:08:01
I leave the stolen bluebook
as a decoy.
:08:04
And here?
Here's where I made my mistake.
:08:07
This is how it all started.
:08:11
But, I mean, look at her.
:08:13
That's the reason
I went to college.
:08:20
I wrote my number down in case you
wanna call me to talk about the test.
:08:25
Or just talk about anything.
:08:28
I gotta go. Here's my number.
I want you to call me.
:08:31
You know, tell me
how the rest of the test went.
:08:34
- You know?
- Okay.
:08:38
Just call me.
:08:45
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- That's not allowed during the test.
:08:49
I really have to go.
:08:51
Tell you what.
:08:57
Explosive diarrhea.
:08:59
Okay, go. All right.
And leave that stuff there.
:09:05
Good luck.
I mean that.
:09:09
What you just saw was cheating.
:09:11
Now I've got the questions, and
all my roommate needs are the answers.
:09:15
I just don't wanna get sloppy 600s.
:09:17
I told you,Jeff...
:09:18
you gotta work through gay porn
before they let you set foot in hetero.
:09:23
- Fellas.
- Really?
:09:24
Dave, is this true? You have to do gay
porn before you work in straight porn?
:09:28
- True.
- What a dirty, despicable business.
:09:31
- How'd it go?
- It went well.
:09:32
I slipped in, I slipped out.
It was beautiful.
:09:37
- I was fuckin' invisible. Relax.
- You're sure?
:09:39
Yeah, I was invisible.
:09:41
Guys, this is like child's play.
A baby could do this work.
:09:45
Don't get flashy, Karl.
:09:47
Nothing higher than an A-minus,
or we dock you.
:09:49
Look, I'm just saying--
:09:51
We pay you because you do phenomenal
work, so fill out that physics test.
:09:56
Maybe you wouldn't need someone
to fill out every test form...
:09:59
if you stopped smoking these doobies,
smack joint heads.