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:12:04
Yeah, Professor Markoe's office?
:12:08
I think it's
right the "F" over there.

:12:10
Can you see I'm having
a goddamn conversation?

:12:12
Just back off
and go do your stupid-ass thing.

:12:18
The factis, the midterm
has already been, and you missed it.

:12:22
You guys mustnot
have heard me.

:12:24
I'm Sam Schechter.
I got hit by a truck today.

:12:27
I heard all of that.
:12:29
- What the heck is going on?
- Professor Markoe, thank God.

:12:33
Listen, I got hit by a truck today.
:12:36
All I want is to take the midterm.
:12:38
Hit by a truck?
Are you okay?

:12:41
He got hit by a truck!
:12:43
Okay, but is he all right?
:12:46
I got hit by a truck.
I got a busted tibia.

:12:50
My rib cage is very tender.
:12:54
My testicle turned blue.
:12:55
Why don't you drop your trousers
and we'll examine 'em.

:13:00
The color of your balls won't change
the fact that you missed the midterm.

:13:05
If it'll help me take the midterm,
I'm happy to show everyone my balls.

:13:08
We don't wanna see that.
:13:10
Forget about looking at the balls.
:13:12
You're gonna take the midterm.
:13:14
And you are gonna let him
take it at your desk.

:13:18
-You'll have to move until he's through.
-I gotta take it somewhere.

:13:21
And I want you to give him
all the time he needs.

:13:25
Good luck, kid.
:13:29
I'm tellin' you...
:13:30
tell that motherfucker to go.
:13:32
He is no damn good.
I bet he got crabs.

:13:37
Yeah, girl.
Put on my hot boots, get my groove on.

:13:42
- Yeah.
- Well, I'm finished.

:13:45
Think I did pretty good.
:13:49
Shotgun.
:13:50
Boys, to a very successful operation.
Possibly one ofour last.

:13:55
Which I masterminded, by the way.
:13:57
We'll give you that.

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