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:24:03
What's that smell?
:24:04
Maybe it's the smell of your ass
getting kicked out of school.

:24:08
Well, enough of this gay banter.
:24:09
- We're gonna get you the girl.
- On what day?

:24:12
Well, let's say on Monday.
:24:14
- Tuesdays are better.
- Tuesdays--

:24:16
- It'll be a Tuesday.
- Great.

:24:18
You're smart.
I like you.

:24:20
I'll probably give you a nickname.
:24:26
We needed a plan to get into
Angela's room, so Jeff knocked.

:24:31
Yoo-hoo! It's Steve Pasternak
looking for Angela.

:24:34
- Angela, please.
- Do I fuckin' know you?

:24:36
I lent Angela my notebook because
I take such "world-famous" notes.

:24:40
So I was wondering if I could--
:24:42
Are you busy with something?
:24:44
Yeah. I was masturbating.
:24:49
Masturbating.
In the dorms.

:24:51
Well, that's what you get
when you go to art school.

:24:54
What do you want, her room?
Right over there.

:24:58
- Thank you.
- Don't touch anything.

:25:03
So, do you know
what the book looks like?

:25:06
Let me tell you what it looks like.
It's a very distinctive note--

:25:11
Some of my notebook
had her handwriting in it.

:25:26
There's really nothing here.
Someone's going to have to make contact.

:25:30
I will break, I will enter...
:25:32
I will torch, I will shatter,
I will rifle...

:25:35
I will pillage, I will probe...
:25:37
but I'm really not comfortable
just talking to a girl.

:25:40
You know what, boys?
:25:42
Why don'tyoujust
let me take care ofit?

:25:45
You treat a hot girl like dirt
and she'll stick to you like mud.

:25:55
Watch where you're going,
you skanky-ass bitch.

:25:58
- Cocksucker.
- Slut.


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