:16:28
Open the door, already!
Daddy's gotta pee!
:16:34
Oh, wow.
:16:37
I'm ready to pick
a little cotton for master, y'all.
:16:40
- Got something against farm people?
- No.
:16:42
Besides the fact that they lynched
my ancestors, smell like cow shit,
:16:46
have sex with their cousins,
invented country music,
:16:50
and they have two first names,
like Bobby Joe, Billy Jean.
:16:54
- God.
:16:56
- Oh, man, my hay fever.
- That is so nasty!
:17:03
Jesus!
:17:04
Takes them a full 30 seconds
to realise they ain't got a head.
:17:09
Chickens.
:17:11
Name's Billy Bob.
:17:13
Glad you could make it.
:17:21
Fuck off.
:17:24
Note to self - farming not a career option.
:17:31
Your pa's waiting for you
up at the house.
:17:34
How did he know I'd come?
:17:38
It's a real pity about your aunt.
:17:43
Yeah. Thanks.
:17:49
Yo, where you going with
the homecoming queen, son?
:17:56
- I'd watch my step if I were you, boy.
- Oh, yeah? Why's that?