:15:02
What's with Sasquatch?
:15:04
Zip your lip.
:15:06
That's Thunder Jack.
:15:07
They call him that
:15:08
'cause he got hit by thunder.
:15:09
Twice!
:15:11
You can't get hit by thunder.
:15:14
Now, pay attention.
:15:16
"Now, I led a simple life
:15:18
"so don't expect too many
goodies to be bequeathed.
:15:21
"First, to Peter Yellowbear
:15:24
"my neighbor and fellow snow golfer
:15:26
I leave my lucky putter."
:15:32
But don't expect it
to improve your game."
:15:36
"Next...
:15:37
"to Barb
:15:39
"my dear friend
and boss
:15:41
"I give my shearling coat...
:15:44
"which kept me warmer
:15:45
than any man ever did."
:15:48
You don't have to talk to it
in the morning.
:15:56
"And
:15:58
"to my son
:16:00
"Ted Brooks
:16:02
"I'm sorry you never knew me
:16:04
"but to you I leave the rest
of my worldly possessions.
:16:10
I wish it were more."
:16:13
Oh...
:16:14
"and to Thunder Jack
:16:16
"I leave my outhouse
:16:19
and all its contents."
:16:45
"Now, in conclusion,
I just want to say thanks
:16:47
"to all you misfits
:16:49
"outcasts
:16:51
"and just plain weirdos.
:16:52
"You made living
ln this icebox fun.
:16:55
"If I end up in heaven
:16:57
"I'll put in
a good word for you.
:16:59
"And if I end up down below