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hast thou, the master-mistress
of my passion.

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A woman's gentle heart,
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but not acquainted
with shifting change,

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as is false
women's fashion.

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Should I...
get under the table

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and suck your cock
right now?

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What? Right here?
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Please -- a few lines
of Shakespeare,

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and you expect
a girl to swoon.

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No, I --
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Next you'll be telling me
what kind of car you drive.

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No, no, no, I'm not like that.
No, really.

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By -- by taking this class,
I'm -- I'm trying to
get in touch with --

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My breasts?
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Yes -- No. No.
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I know why
guys like you take
Women's Studies courses.

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No, Leah.
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I'm not like that.
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I'm just --
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Can we just study?
'Cause that's what
I came here for.

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## Sugar ##
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## Ahh, honey, honey ##
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## You are my candy girl ##
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## And you got me wanting you ##
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How many times
do I have to say it?

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The toilet is
for toilet paper
and toilet paper only!

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Aah! Uhh!
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Another soufflé burnt!
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I cannot concentrate
on my cooking!

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Well, what's
your fucking problem?

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Huh?
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I mean, what --
what's wrong?

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I want a boyfriend.
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But, no.
They will not have me.

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But why?
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Why?
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Can I make a little,
teeny, tiny suggestion?

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Now, just go up, up,
and flick,

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just like that.
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Ooh.
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And after we get
the mustache,

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maybe we can do
those armpits.

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And, um, we can do
your knuckles


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