1:20:01
Do you promise to
faithfully administer
the office of presidency?
1:20:05
Yup.
1:20:06
And do you solemnly
swear to uphold the
values of brotherhood?
1:20:09
Yeah.
1:20:11
Do you promise to
maintain the superior
social traditions
1:20:13
of Kappa Omicron Kappa,
forsaking all others?
1:20:18
No.
1:20:21
That's cool.
1:20:29
Hi.
1:20:33
I quit the house.
1:20:35
I'm so happy for you.
1:20:37
Listen, I know you can never
trust me after what I did,
but I'm glad it happened.
1:20:43
What?
1:20:44
Under normal circumstances,
1:20:46
we never would have gotten
to know each other.
1:20:49
I mean, let's face it --
you had me pigeonholed as
a certain kind of person,
1:20:52
and the same was true
about me.
1:20:54
So that's why I'm glad
it happened,
1:20:57
'cause you're a person
I can talk to.
1:21:00
I wasn't afraid
to tell you things
1:21:02
I never talked about
with anyone.
1:21:05
Like when you lost
your virginity
1:21:07
to the bass player
who had huge balls, right?
1:21:10
Yeah, actually, that --
1:21:12
that happened
to my cousin Maggie.
1:21:22
Look, you don't
have to forgive me.
1:21:23
I just --
1:21:25
I just wanted you
to know that meeting
you changed my life.
1:21:29
Changed whose life?
1:21:31
The sweet girl
from Minnesota?
1:21:33
Or the guy scamming on me
in Women's Studies?
1:21:36
Or the lesbian?
1:21:37
Or the transvestite?
1:21:40
Who?
1:21:42
Me.
1:21:43
Dave.
1:21:53
So, you're still
my little bro, right?
1:21:57
Yeah...
1:21:59
Yeah.