:04:01
Who am I? You sure you want to know?
:04:03
The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.
:04:08
If somebody said it was a happy little tale,
:04:11
If somebody told you I was just your average ordinary
guy, not a care in the world,
:04:15
Somebody lied.
:04:18
But let me assure you
:04:20
This like any story worth telling,
is all about a girl.
:04:24
That girl.
:04:25
The girl next door. Mary Jane Watson.
:04:29
The woman I've loved since before I even liked girls.
:04:32
I'd like to tell you that's me next to her,
:04:34
Aw heck, I'd even take him.
:04:38
Hey stop the bus! [Laughing from inside the bus]
:04:41
That's me.
:04:44
Tell him to stop please!
:04:45
Hey stop the bus!
:04:49
Stop the bus! He's been chasing us since Woodhind Blvd.
:04:58
Thank you. Sorry I'm late.
:05:08
Don't even think about it.
:05:10
You're so lame Parker.
:05:32
Midtown High Seniors, No wandering.
Proceed direct ...Knock it off...
:05:38
Remember, it is a privilege to be here.
:05:42
We are guests of Columbia University
Science Department,so behave accordingly.
:05:47
Let's not have a repeat of our
trip to the planetarium.
:05:51
C'mon people, let's stay together.
Proceed up the steps and into the building.