1:09:00
I hate your perfume,
and everyone that wears it.
1:09:03
I hate your friends
because they get to be near you...
1:09:05
...but most of all, I hate your bed.
1:09:07
Because every night, I know
that's right where I will never be.
1:09:12
PBS, last Tuesday night.
1:09:14
The Australian outback.
1:09:16
There's this bird
called the orindinkie.
1:09:19
You've heard of black widow spiders
eating their lovers after they mate.
1:09:23
That's nothing on the orindinkie.
1:09:26
You see, just after mating,
the male chills out, takes a nap.
1:09:30
That's when the female comes up,
rips open its chest...
1:09:35
...and eats its heart.
1:09:38
Scientists think she does this
to ensure he never mates again...
1:09:42
...giving her offspring
a better chance of life.
1:09:46
Me?
1:09:48
I got my own theory.
1:09:50
I think it's because
she's just a bitch.
1:09:53
So fuck you.
1:09:56
Fuck you.