Stealing Harvard
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I was hungry, so I thought
I'd heat up a brick of cheese.

:20:09
I need my cheese!
:20:12
But, John,
I heard something upstairs...

:20:16
...and I thought,
"I should check this out. "

:20:19
So I went to look around and
I saw this painting on the wall...

:20:23
...and something didn't seem right
about it.

:20:26
And I touched it, and it moved.
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And behind the painting,
there was this safe.

:20:34
But I heard someone coming,
so I gracefully slipped out.

:20:41
But the best part, John,
is the safe...

:20:45
...it wasn't even locked.
- Nope.

:20:49
You turn this corner,
and it's the whole slippery slope.

:20:53
Your whole moral code
goes out the window. No way.

:20:56
Look. Is it moral to let some fat,
greasy man roll around naked...

:21:00
...in a pile of cash when
it could be used for something good...

:21:05
...like sending Noreen to college?
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- We can't.
- The guy's never home Sunday nights.

:21:15
Sunday we go there,
slip through the window...

:21:18
...which I accidentally left unlocked
today.

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And we grab the money.
:21:26
- The guy won't miss the money?
- Heard of insurance?

:21:30
Heard of insurance?
It's called insurance.

:21:32
He's not gonna miss the money.
He's not gonna pay.

:21:36
The insurance guys
are gonna have to pay.

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And they deserve to pay!
:21:43
Bastards.
:21:50
Bastards.
:21:56
Where are you going?
:21:59
- Why are you here?
- I live here.


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