Stealing Harvard
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:36:00
...I'll give you 30,000
for your trouble.

:36:03
You in or out?
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- Can I think about it?
- While I think about cutting off...

:36:10
...your sack with a dull penknife.
:36:13
- Where did you get him?
- What are you doing, man?

:36:20
Excuse me.
:36:21
Is this 1 00% cotton?
I want something that will breathe.

:36:25
- Nice.
- We're going skiing.

:36:29
None of these guns look real. This one
is green. This one turns into a robot.

:36:34
Don't they have any
that look like real guns?

:36:37
- Maybe we should use slingshots.
- A slingshot is not a real weapon.

:36:42
- It's a toy.
- It's not a real weapon, is it, John?

:36:46
Define the word weapon for me...
:36:48
...while this baby smashes into
your temple at 1 80 miles per hour.

:36:53
- Hello?
- Hi.

:36:57
- Can I help you?
- We're looking for a gun...

:37:00
...that looks like a real gun.
Metal, possibly with some bolt action.

:37:05
We don't sell realistic weapons, sir.
:37:08
Our store's policy is to make
children's gunplay nonviolent.

:37:12
Do you sell spray paint?
:37:15
- Can I help you guys?
- No, no. We're cool.

:37:28
Look, John...
:37:30
...we got Mr. Tough Guy here.
:37:33
Are you ready?
:37:36
No?
:37:42
How about now, you bastards?
:37:45
You want a slice of this?
:37:49
How would you like a whole plateful
of this, you stupid bastards?

:37:54
What?
:37:55
You boys look nice.
Are you going to the dance?

:37:59
Mom...

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