1:00:01
The important thing is
to keep that smile on your face...
1:00:07
...even if you're drowning.
1:00:33
-The polar icecap is melting.
-This is news?
1:00:37
They say with this global warming,
the icecap, Antarctica could melt.
1:00:43
-And the oceans get 20 feet higher.
-It's good we live on the 2nd floor.
1:00:48
Here it will be a wading pool
all the way to Orlando.
1:00:52
The problem started with the invention
of the internal combustion engine.
1:00:58
That and air conditioning.
1:01:05
They say every day another species
goes extinct. It's tragic.
1:01:11
Who needs a lizard the size of a van?
If those things came back today...
1:01:17
...people wouldn't be so thrilled.
1:01:21
-Sam! What are we playing for?
-$10.00 a side...
1:01:26
...fifty dollars for the match,
and throw away your worst hole.
1:01:30
-This might be the one.
-My grandparents were peasants.
1:01:34
They came from a country where
they used Jews for target practice.
1:01:39
They only ever ate beets or turnips.
We brought my tante over here.
1:01:45
She wouldn't go to the park.
She said:
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"Next time I look at grass,
it should be growing over my body."
1:01:51
-I like to watch that Jungle Channel.
-Animals eating animals.
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-It's educational.
-For a wolverine, possibly.