Super Troopers
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:50:00
Uh, and then somebody said,
I think it was O'Hagan, said, um...

:50:03
- "Foster,
you deserve a promotion."
- Hmm. I think you get a star.

:50:11
Mm. Foster? Wait.
I don't know if this is gonna work.

:50:16
- This steering wheel
is jabbing my ass.
- Oh, right.

:50:33
Ow! Okay.
:50:35
In New York City, a guy
could pay ten bucks to watch
two cops have sex in a cage.

:50:39
Yeah? [ Moans ]
:50:43
Oh.
:50:45
- Foster?
- Yeah?

:50:48
In our cruisers,
somebody has to let you out
of the back seat.

:50:54
Oh, fuck it!
:51:02
Do we look like
the two dumbest guys
in the world to you?

:51:05
Is that why
you choose to treat us
with such disrespect?

:51:08
Look, all I'm sayin', man,
is switch partners. It'll be fun.

:51:11
- I don't think so.
- Come on, mix it up a bit.

:51:15
- Mm, no fuckin' way.
- [ Chuckles ]

:51:17
Come on, Mac,
you know you're always sayin'
how funny Foster smells.

:51:21
- Oh, look out for Thorny,
master of psychology.
- Do I really smell?

:51:26
All right, assholes,
quit talkin' about me.

:51:30
Lock and load, Ramathorn.
Let's kick some tail.

:51:32
- We weren't talkin' about you,
you big idiot.
- Bullshit.

:51:36
- Truck stop, huh?
- We gotta do it.

:51:39
But the captain
didn't say anything
about going undercover.

:51:41
Do you think they're
gonna tell us anything
if they know we're cops?

:51:44
Get a job, man!
Look, you're fuckin' super cop.
You should know this.

:51:48
- I am super.
- Plus, we can't take our car...

:51:51
until they replace the door you,
for no reason whatsoever,
removed last night.

:51:55
I told you it was those kids
with the wrenches.

:51:58
Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks
who took your car door off...


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