Super Troopers
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1:06:04
Same guys who make
our flak jackets.

1:06:07
Now, Rabbit,
a good cop does what...

1:06:10
before using his equipment
in the field?

1:06:12
- Uh, they test it?
- They test it. Exactly.

1:06:17
How are you shootin'
today, Thorn?

1:06:21
- Dead on all morning.
- [ Mac ] How about
that little fella?

1:06:24
Oh, that little guy? I wouldn't
worry about that little guy.

1:06:27
- [ Clanging ]
- Good enough for me.
You're my man, now.

1:06:34
I don't get it.
How are we going to get
into the local impound?

1:06:37
There are gonna be cops there.
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- [ Gunshot, Clanking ]
- Wa-hoo!

1:06:41
Most of the local cops
will probably already
be at the banquet.

1:06:44
They'll leave, like,
one or two of the dumbest
guys at the station.

1:06:48
- How are you feelin' there, Mac?
-[ Squeaky Voice ] Good
enough to fuck your mother!

1:06:53
So, what we have to do
is distract whoever
they leave there.

1:06:56
Hey, Mac! You still have
that Halloween costume?

1:06:59
Oh, hell, yeah.
You don't throw out--

1:07:01
Wa-hoo-hoo!
1:07:03
[ Laughing ]
Damn, that's good!

1:07:07
So, if we can get
ten minutes, you and I
can get into the impound...

1:07:10
get the reefer,
and get it to the governor
before she leaves?

1:07:13
- Nice and easy.
- I like it.

1:07:16
- You're up.
- Me?

1:07:18
- Now, don't get puke on it.
- Does it hurt?

1:07:20
You're gonna feel
a little pinch.

1:07:22
[ Thorny ] Lookin' good, Rabbit!
Now don't move!

1:07:25
- Hang on, buddy.
- Hey, Cap!

1:07:27
- Hey, Captain.
- Bulletproof cup, huh?

1:07:31
[ Chuckles ]
I invented this gag, Rabbit.

1:07:35
- Only in my day,
the rookie got naked.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1:07:38
[ Gunshot, Glass Shattering ]
1:07:43
And we also used blanks.
1:07:47
You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
1:07:49
- Thanks, Chief.
- All right, Thorny.
Why'd you call me up here?


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