:21:00
You make clothes, right?
:21:02
I design them.
There's a big difference.
:21:05
Did you design anything
with stripes?
:21:08
You called the sheriff?!
:21:10
You know that old bastard
hates me!
:21:14
For good reason!
:21:16
Well, hell's bells, if
it ain't Felony Melanie.
:21:20
Wade!
:21:22
Hot damn, girl,
do we miss you around here!
:21:27
Hey, I think I saw poor, old
Fuzz just the other day.
:21:29
Oh, God,
you had to bring that up.
:21:31
I can't believe
you're the sheriff!
:21:33
Yep, I get to frisk pretty
little things like you all day...
:21:35
and get paid for it.
:21:36
Wade, can you try and be
a little more professional?
:21:38
We got us a crime suspect here.
:21:40
Now, Melanie, you can't just go
breaking into people's houses.
:21:43
I didn't break in, Wade.
I used a key...
:21:46
my key.
:21:49
Well, it still ain't your house, darlin'.
I'm gonna have to escort you out.
:21:52
Use the cuffs, Wade, please?
:21:54
If you get him to sign these,
I'll let you run me out of town.
:21:58
Now, that's none of your concern.
:21:59
Well, what do we got here?
:22:03
A bill of divorcement?
:22:06
Hell, boy, I thought you said
you took care of this.
:22:08
And I thought I had.
:22:10
Obviously not.
:22:11
Well, if you two are still
married, it's her house, too.
:22:13
This here ain't nothin'
but a domestic dispute.
:22:16
He didn't hit you, did he?
:22:18
If he took a swing at you,
I'll take him in right now.
:22:21
We take that stuff
pretty serious nowadays.
:22:27
No, Wade,
Jake's never hit me.
:22:31
You know what?
:22:33
I don't have a single childhood memory
that doesn't have you two in it.
:22:37
And that includes the night
I lit my ass on fire. Remember?
:22:40
Wade...
:22:41
Memory Lane is closed.
:22:44
Ah, boy, you two got a whole lot
of catchin' up to do...
:22:48
so I'm just gonna
leave you to it.
:22:50
Man, I set you up with
your wife. You owe me one!
:22:52
Why won't you just
sign the papers?!
:22:53
There is nothin' I can do.
:22:55
The law is the law,
and she has done nothin' wrong.
:22:59
I suppose shoplifting steaks
at Winn-Dixie's okay.