:40:03
But Clinton'd kill me if I spent
30 bucks on a sweater thing.
:40:08
That Jaclyn Smith
knows what she's doin'.
:40:12
Actually, it's mine.
:40:14
Bergdorf's just picked it up.
:40:20
I design clothes now.
:40:21
Oh, mmm, now that
you mention it,...
:40:24
I'm... I'm pretty sure
I heard that.
:40:28
So, do you know Jaclyn Smith?
:40:34
Mind if I join you?
:40:38
Actually, we do.
:40:39
You must be Jake's hot date.
:40:41
I'm Starr.
:40:43
Hi, I'm Melanie, Jake's
snotty Yankee-bitch wife,...
:40:45
whom he refuses to divorce, even
though I'm engaged to another man.
:40:49
Hot dog, Jake, look at
the size of that thing.
:40:52
Honey?
:40:53
Why don't you get us
a couple drinks, all right?
:40:59
Is that a martini?
:41:02
Not "me and her" us.
"You and I" us.
:41:17
Why do you make me
be mean to you?
:41:19
Is that what you want...
:41:20
to be humiliated in front
of all of your friends?
:41:23
Oh, come on, Mel,
we were your friends, too.
:41:27
Well, looky, looky there!
:41:32
If it isn't the two
groomsmen of the apocalypse.
:41:37
Hey, Eldon!
- Yep?
:41:39
Are you hungry?!
:41:41
Starved!
:41:43
No, no, no!
No, don't you dare!
:41:45
I could use a Melanie sandwich!
:41:47
Just seems like old times,
doesn't it?
:41:50
Get off me!
:41:52
No, not like old times, all right?
:41:55
Times have changed.
:41:57
No more Melanie sandwich,
no more Melanie taco,...