:28:01
Do you have to control everything?
:28:03
Tell her, I've put a hold on the Plaza for the second weekend in June.
:28:05
That should give you a nice, long engagement.
:28:07
We were thinking Christmas in Ireland.
:28:10
[Silverware clinks]
:28:12
If you think I'm going to let some girl
:28:14
talk you into getting married
:28:16
- She is not "some girl."
- ...any place but New York City.
:28:17
She's my fiancee, for Christ's sake.
:28:20
[Exhales sharply]
:28:23
You are just like your father.
:28:25
One minute you're brilliant, controlled, steadfast.
:28:30
The next you're throwing it all away
:28:32
on some young piece of ass.
:28:36
Those are your issues, Mother.
[Clears throat]
:28:38
Not mine.
:28:39
[Birds chirping]
:28:43
[Dog barking]
:28:46
Melanie: Okay...
:28:50
Hold on.
:28:52
You know what? Uh...
:28:54
How long does a contested divorce take?
:28:57
18 months?!
:28:59
Mr. Buford, I don't have 18 months.
:29:02
I don't have 18 days.
:29:05
Okay, well, that's just not gonna work for me.
:29:07
- U- Uh, ye-yes.
- Man: Whoo-hoo!
:29:09
Don't see the likes of you around these here parts much!
:29:12
Mr. Buford, that's not gonna work.
:29:14
Lady, you look like sex on a stick in that
:29:17
- Frederick Montana getup!
- I have to call you back.
:29:19
Listen, bubba, why don't you just kiss my...
:29:22
...ass! Oh, my God!
:29:25
Get in the truck, there, missy,
:29:26
'cause I don't do that sort of thing on the street.
:29:30
I guess your mama raised you right.
:29:32
Whoo! What is that? [Sniffs] Calvin Klein? That's very nice.
:29:35
Very good. I-I better back off.
:29:38
Don't want to get you in trouble with the little lady.
:29:40
There is a little lady, isn't there?
:29:43
I can hardly afford me, much less some high-maintenance babe.
:29:47
What about Cindy What's-her-name?
:29:48
You guys were real hot and heavy in high school.
:29:50
She's a women's softball coach up in Nashville.
:29:53
- Mm-hmm. [Chuckles]
- Oh...
:29:56
Well, that explains some lingering questions that I had
:29:58
about a game of post office we played one time.