:53:01
[Maid humming]
:53:03
...kitchen, but who hasn't seen one of those?
:53:05
Let's start over here.
:53:09
[Door knob rattles]
:53:12
[Humming continues]
:53:13
[Gasps] Oh.
:53:16
[Humming continues]
:53:21
[Whispering] Now, this is my favorite room.
:53:23
It was part of the, um, Underground Railroad.
:53:28
[Whispering] Why are we whispering?
:53:30
The whole place is haunted...
:53:33
by ghosts of, um, the Civil War soldiers.
:53:40
[Door hinges creak]
:53:45
[Creaking]
:53:49
Jake! [Muttering] ...buttons.
:53:53
No wonder we lost the war.
:53:57
Was that one of 'em?
:53:59
Melanie?
:54:02
What are you doin' in a closet?
:54:05
Hi. Barry Lowenstein, "New York Post."
:54:07
Miss Carmichael is just showing me around the plantation.
:54:13
Uh, Mr. Lowenstein is writing a piece on the family,
:54:16
you know, since I'm marrying the mayor's son and all.
:54:19
I had no idea. Isn't that something?
:54:23
Yeah.
:54:26
Well, a plantation by any other name is just a farm.
:54:29
But it does roll off the tongue a little sweeter, doesn't it?
:54:32
Huh.
:54:33
Well, I do believe Miss Melanie forgot her manners.
:54:37
I'm Bobby Ray... her cousin.
:54:40
[Sighs]
:54:42
Charmed.
:54:46
See, when the Yankees marched through Alabama,
:54:48
they tried to destroy our metal-formin' capabilities
:54:51
by placin' barrels of powder underneath the anvils.
:54:53
Of course, all that managed to do
:54:55
was blow 'em sky-high for a few seconds.
:54:57
So... in honor of that act of stupidity,