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Hey, Jake.
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What's goin' on?
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Oh, you know,
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I'm just, uh, talkin' to Mel's fiance here.
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Wonder if you might know where she is.
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- Andrew Hennings.
- You must be...
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I-I'm Bobby Ray... her, uh, cousin?
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I see you've already met Jake... her, uh...
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- Other cousin.
[Laughs]
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Family! God, it's great to meet you both.
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I think Melanie said somethin' last night
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about, uh, visitin' her daddy
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u-up at the... up at the battlefield.
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- The battlefield?
- You know us Southerners.
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I mean, the minute the Confederacy died,
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it became a moral issue.
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Come on, I'll, uh, I'll give you a ride up there.
1:10:41
That's great. Thank you. All right. Nice meeting you.
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#What this world needs is a few more rednecks#
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#So people ain't afraid to take a stand#
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So, who's... Melanie... Smooter?
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Local hero around here.
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Why is that?
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She blew up the bank.
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And that made her a hero?
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Well, notorious, anyway. She was 10.
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Oh.
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Fortunately, nobody was hurt... except, maybe, the cat.
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What cat?
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The one with the dynamite on its back.
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She blew up a cat?
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- He was scheduled to die.
- From dynamite?
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The vet said it had cancer,
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so Eldon thought it'd be put in one of those chambers,
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you know, the ones that suck their lungs out.
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Little Mel, she couldn't bear the thought of that.
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She, uh, she wanted somethin' more humane.
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Yeah, sure.
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So, they were doing some blastin' out by the new highway.
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So, we, uh, we took old Fuzz up there,
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taped him up.
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Used about 30 feet of fuse just to be on the safe side,
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said our prayers, and ran like hell.
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Of course.
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So, there we were, sittin' in Virgie's Diner,
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feelin' pretty blue.
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When Mel looks up and sees that damn cat,
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trottin' down the road, searchin' for Eldon.