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Do you remember in second grade
when you moved here from Arkansas?
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Everybody threw rocks
at you...
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because you talked funny and
your front two teeth were brown!
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I was your only friend.
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I gave you that locket around your neck
when your grandmother was sick.
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And you said...
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you said...
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We'd be bestest friends forever.
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Boys are cheats and liars.
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They're such a big disgrace.
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They will tell you
anything to get to second...
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Baseball, baseball,
he thinks he's gonna score.
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If you let him go all the way,
then you are a...
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Hor... ticulture studies flowers.
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Geologist studies rocks.
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The only thing a guy wants from you
is place to put his...
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Cock...roaches, beetles,
butterflies, and bugs.
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Nothing makes him happier
than a giant pair of...
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Jug... glers and acrobats,
a dancing bear named Chuck.
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All guys really want to do is...
forget it, no such luck.
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Oh, my God!
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How did this happen?