:27:00
I told your mom
you're going on that ski trip,...
:27:03
and that'll at least
buy us the weekend.
:27:05
You think I'll be stuck
like this all weekend?!
:27:29
Gross.
:27:33
I've got hair everywhere...
in my nose, in my ears, on my chin.
:27:39
I'm afraid to look anywhere else.
:27:42
It's like I'm an ad for hair.
:27:44
Okay, well, listen,
maybe this will help.
:27:47
Okay.
:27:56
Okay. Against the grain.
:27:58
Okay, ready?
:27:59
Hold still.
:28:13
So...
:28:19
So, uh...
:28:24
What?
:28:25
Do you really have a penis?
:28:30
April!
:28:31
Can I see it?
:28:33
What is the matter with you?!
:28:36
I don't think you get the
gravity of the situation here.
:28:39
You're right.
You're right. I'm sorry.
:28:42
I'm sorry.
:28:45
Can I see it?
:28:46
What is your problem?
:28:48
What?
:28:50
It's not every day that
your best friend grows a penis.
:28:53
Do you want to see it?
:28:56
Okay, fine...
:28:58
if it'll shut you up.