:13:04
I'll take your coat.
:13:06
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
:13:18
How dare you condemn me
without knowing all the facts!
:13:21
Mr. Bialystock--
:13:22
Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!
:13:27
How humiliating.
:13:29
Max Bialystock.
:13:38
You know who I used to be?
:13:41
Max Bialystock, King of Broadway!
Six shows running at once!
:13:48
Lunch at Delmonico's.
:13:50
$200 suits.
:13:56
You see this?
:13:58
This once held a pearl as big as your eye!
Look at me now. Look at me now!
:14:06
I'm wearing a cardboard belt.
:14:19
I used to have thousands of investors begging...
:14:22
...pleading to put their money
in a Max Bialystock production.
:14:28
Look at my investors now.
:14:35
Voilà.
:14:36
Hundreds of little old ladies
stopping off at Max Bialystock's office...
:14:42
...to grab a last thrill on the way to the cemetery.
:14:59
You have exactly 10 seconds
to change that look of disgusting pity...