The Rules of Attraction
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:04:00
Not that badly-- only
a little bit of sharp pain,

:04:03
but not as bad as I had been
taught to expect--

:04:05
but not exactly
pleasant, either.

:04:08
That's when I heard
another voice in the room.

:04:13
Now, I want you to do her
like Ron Jeremy would.

:04:15
Woman: I remember
the weight on the bed shifting,

:04:18
and realizing
that this person behind me

:04:20
wasn't the NYU film student guy,
but somebody else.

:04:24
Oh, my God,
it was some townie.

:04:28
I had actually
lost my virginity to a townie.

:04:31
[ boy grunting ]
:04:33
This wouldn't
have happened with Victor.

:04:35
He would have taken me gently
in his big, strong Drama major arms,

:04:40
and undressed me
quietly and expertly,

:04:43
taken my bra off
with grace and ease.

:04:47
And it probably wouldn't
have hurt.

:04:49
I should have given myself to Victor
last term when I had the chance.

:04:54
[ door bangs ]
:04:59
Dude, we had to put
the keg somewhere.

:05:02
Don't put it there,
it's blocking my shot.

:05:04
Now get the fuck out of here
before you ruin my movie.

:05:06
[ gasping ]
:05:13
Woman: I always knew
it would be like this.


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