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Ended up in Rome,
which is big and hot and dirty.
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Just like LA, but with ruins.
I went to the Vatican,
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which is ridiculously opulent.
Stood for two hours
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to get into the Sistine Chapel,
which now cleaned, looks fake.
1:25:09
I meet two underage Italian
girls who I try to talk
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into fucking each other
while I jack off onto them.
1:25:13
Bored, I buy them some
ice cream instead.
1:25:15
My hotel has a gym,
so I work out.
1:25:16
I bump into some guy from
Camden who says he knows me,
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but I'm sure that he's a fag,
so I lose him.
1:25:20
I try to fart
and instead shit my pants.
1:25:22
In my room I masturbate
and have a pain in my groin.
1:25:24
I dream about a beautiful girl,
half in water,
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stretching her lean body.
She asks me if I like it.
1:25:28
I tell her
she can clean fish with it.
1:25:30
I don't know what it means,
but I wake well-rested,
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masturbate in the shower,
and check out.
1:25:33
Make my way back to London,
hang out in Piccadilly Circus.
1:25:37
Swap shirts with some
upper-crusty Cambridge chick.
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Hers was an Agnes B.;
mine, it cost me my Chanel.
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She acts stuffy and prudish,
but is really wild underneath.
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She barely looks at my abs,
though she wants to.
1:25:45
The next day I drop acid
and get lost in the subway
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for a full day
and can't find my way out.
1:25:49
I meet a cute girl that
lets me jack off onto her
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as long as no come gets
onto her Paul Smith coat.
1:25:53
We get stoned while listening
to Michael Jackson records.
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The next morning,
I wake up talking to myself.
1:25:56
I had a big bump on my head
from flailing in my sleep.
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I get my stuff
and barely make my plane
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back to the United States.
I no longer know who I am
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and I feel like the ghost
of a total stranger.
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So then I ended up
back here.
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I'm so there when school's out,
you don't even know.
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No, I do know. And you don't
know until you do know.
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And you have to go there
to know.
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You still fucking
that girl from Hawaii-- Page?
1:26:23
Oh, no, man.
I gave up on that shit.
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She had issues. I moved on
to this chick named Candice.
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- Yeah?
- She's great.
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Did you fuck
like a racehorse?
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You know it, brother.
1:26:36
- I met a girl.
- Did you score some hot poon?
1:26:39
It's not about that.
1:26:43
No...
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it's about good times
and cuddling up.
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She's a fag hag, right?
1:26:52
It's cool because they're fun
and they like to dance.
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I tell you, Victor,
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I think I'm in love
with this girl.