The Santa Clause 2
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Don't let the facts that you
have no time, no prospects

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and a paralysing fear of
intimacy get you down.

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Hm.
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Have you ever
helped anyone? Ever?

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You know what I'm gonna do? I am
gonna look through my phone book

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and see who's still single out
there and not too bitter.

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There's divorced moms at school
who'll go out with anybody.

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As promising as this sounds,
I don't need help with this area.

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Your old man was a high-school
legend. A double letterman.

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I had a Mustang.
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So as far as dating goes,
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I think if anybody can stir up
the old mojo it would be moi.

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Come on! I don't think
there's a woman out there

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that doesn't want
a piece of this.

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- Hi, Mom!
- Lucy!

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- Uncle Scott!
- How's my little sweet pea?

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Ohh! I haven't seen you in a long time.
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- Tell me what's been happenin'.
- I learned to swim underwater.

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- And I'm not afraid!
- That's amazing!

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Maybe we'll have to go to the mall
and... get some ice cream.

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- Plenty of women at the mall.
- Charlie...!

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Santa, look forward and
put on a smiley face.

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- Say hello to your elves.
- Ho, ho, ho!

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You're doing a wonderful job!
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Santa, when you said the bigger
wheels, is this what you meant?

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Ho, ho, ho!
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You're doing a wonderful job!
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You're doing great.
Dial it down on the ho-ho-ho's,

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but otherwise you're gold.
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Ho, ho ho!
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Why don't you just say it? "You
were right, Curtis. I was wrong."

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OK, OK, I admit it.
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They're happy.
They're working hard.

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Everything's going to be fine.
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This book is very
interesting reading.

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There's a lot of rules
they're not following.

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That's what I've been
saying all along.

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Things have gotten
a little too sloppy around here.

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Yes! Sloppiness means mistakes.
Mistakes aren't a good thing!


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