The Sweetest Thing
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:35:00
- Peter.
- What?

:35:03
I'm not going to Peter's brother's wedding!
:35:05
What are you talking about? Yesterday,
you said you wanted to go, so I went...

:35:11
- I was joking.
- No, you weren't.

:35:14
Yes, I was.
:35:16
Fifty percent of what people say
when they're joking is true.

:35:20
Which means you do want to go,
but you're too afraid to admit it.

:35:24
So by making some sort of joke about it,
you get to say what you really want...

:35:28
...without being vulnerable.
:35:30
- Right?
- Maybe.

:35:32
Okay. The wedding starts at 5:00.
I refuse to be late.

:35:36
Put some clothes on. Now! Thank you.
:35:39
- That was a nice one.
- Thanks.

:35:55
- Watch the road, sweetie!
- I am watching the road.

:35:58
Once we get off the 140...
:36:00
...we'll take the 95, get off on the Somerset exit.
:36:04
We'll drive around
and we should find the church, no problem.

:36:08
Ta-da!
:36:13
- What is that?
- What is what?

:36:16
- You don't smell that?
- What? I don't smell anything.

:36:19
- You're used to it. That's what's scary.
- I don't smell anything.

:36:23
It smells like mouldy ass,
is what it smells like in here.

:36:26
Come to think of it,
I did leave some ass in the back.

:36:29
- You did?
- About a week ago.

:36:31
It must be the ass. No, no. Sit down.
:36:42
- What are you doing?
- Jesus, Courtney.

:36:44
What is all this crap?
:36:47
Don't throw out anything I might need.
:36:50
Where is it coming from? Where?
I can still smell it.

:36:55
Maybe it's you.
Did something crawl up your poon-nonny?

:36:59
I have never, ever had any complaints
in the poon-nonny odour department.


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