:02:05
- (appIause)
- WeII done!
:02:08
It's a boy, Mr Smash.
:02:11
That was the first day
ofmy life, ever.
:02:14
- (baby cries)
- (sobbing) Grab this, Doc.
:02:16
For about 30 seconds,...
:02:18
..my mum and dad were
the happiest people in the world.
:02:20
- (doctor) Say cheese!
- And then it happened.
:02:23
(baby farts)
:02:24
(gurgIes)
:02:28
(farts through baby intercom)
:02:31
And it never stopped happening.
:02:35
Your turn, darIing.
:02:38
(yawns)
:02:42
(steamy whoosh)
:02:47
(Ioud fart)
:02:50
(china smashes)
:02:52
(farts)
:02:55
Go to sIeep.
:02:58
(farts)
:03:04
Dad found my problem
really hard.
:03:06
But for a while,
he coped really well.
:03:12
(muted fart)
:03:37
(expIosion)
:03:41
One time,...
:03:42
..he really thought he'd solved it.
:03:44
- (farts)
- l'd play in my playpen for hours...
:03:47
..while he'd read the paper.
:03:53
(farts)