Tian xia wu shuang
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:05:01
To put it bluntly, I became a tramp.
:05:04
Today an acquaintance invited me...
:05:06
To join a fight.
:05:08
I agreed immediately.
:05:11
Because I am too bored.
:05:14
Hey! I see you have a new image today.
:05:20
I am too good-looking.
:05:22
I hope this adds a little malice...
:05:25
Then the enemy will immediately know
I am invincible.

:05:29
A lump on the forehead does that?
:05:32
No! The lump is the result of my spicy
hotpot diet.

:05:43
Brothers, in order to protect
our territory.

:05:46
We must win in this battle!
:05:49
Go!
:05:52
Charge!
:05:57
"Brothers, charge!"
:06:01
Officer, we're in a hurry!
:06:04
Silence!
:06:07
How dare you clowns to fight in
public area.

:06:11
Officer, we are friends."
:06:13
We were not fighting.
:06:16
Don't you know the law states that...
:06:17
Any gathering over 3 persons is
illegal.

:06:19
Possession of any weapon over 1 kg
is an offense.

:06:22
Officer, this knife is for pedicure,
it weighs 0.8 kg.

:06:26
0.8 kg?
:06:27
Let's see.
:06:30
0.8 kg, huh?
:06:31
You're shorter than 1.8 m, how
can you weight over 300 kg?

:06:34
Search him!
:06:45
Why are you carrying a pipa?
:06:47
My life could be dangerous sometimes,
:06:49
With a pipa at hand I can sing...
:06:51
To relax myself.
:06:53
Bullshit!
:06:54
I shall charge you speeding too.
:06:56
Speeding? When?
:06:58
Here!

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