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:07:00
As our high-tech speed detector
indicates...

:07:03
Your facial expression...
:07:05
Has exceeded 1 20 kph.
:07:08
The machine works that fast?
:07:12
You dare to underestimate the machine?
:07:17
Give it to me!
:07:21
The wonder of this high-tech machine...
:07:24
Is that it conceals a high-speed
technician.

:07:27
Now you know!
:07:30
The better is yet to come.
:07:32
This one shows you picking your nose
while riding.

:07:37
This one shows while your waiting
for the enemy...

:07:40
You scratched your ass.
:07:42
Your bathing.
:07:43
But this is a woman.
:07:45
Oops.
:07:46
My mistake.
:07:47
It's a souvenir from Miss Spring
of the Spring Flower Brothel.

:07:49
Anyway, you're done for. Li Yilong!
:07:53
Hey, you recognize me in this makeup?
:07:55
Of course I can!
:07:57
You are the son of the Golden Chef
of Meilong.

:07:59
How on earth could you know that?
:08:01
Why couldn't l?
:08:03
Freeze!
:08:04
As a toddler, you broke people's
windows and...

:08:07
You got worse as you got older,
beating up villagers.

:08:09
You're despicable!
:08:14
Who on earth are you?
:08:15
Who taught you your "Face Off"?
:08:22
Principal Chan?
:08:24
You can't recognize me
without a moustache?

:08:27
All my efforts on you are all wasted.
:08:29
Do you repent?
:08:32
Yes.
:08:33
And so?
:08:36
Punishment of 50 canes.
:08:39
50 canes would have been the standard.
:08:41
But another 30 for your lousy makeup!
:08:53
Then I remembered what Chan once said:
:08:56
For a prodigal son is always...
:08:58
Like an autumn leaf...

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